Delbert Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": In the first year, "S" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'S in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaning "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!! Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Salutes Herr Delbert Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Blimey that's some record innit?? - it took a year before the thread got one reply ... and in Delb language you're calling him hairy PD Edited by - WindyCat on 11 Jul 2007 18:54:59 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Yes WC, it is called a TDML Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I know what a "TDIH" is and a "TDITS" as well as a "TADTS" 😬 But what is a "TDML" please Paul *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 time delayed mutual liberation ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I know.......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Sounds like......(pulls ear, taps 4 fingers on arm...) Hip gown leathery bane Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Crikey that's not a suggestion for Delb to google in images is it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Coming WC, keep guessing before Willy7 bursts with teachers-pet style excitement Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ooh I got it PD ... I was just pretending Wonder if Wile'd burst like the boil my son had popped at the Doctor's today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Thanks, I'm just cooking at the moment or rather I was - I'm now throwing away the food Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 we all know its Total Daily Maximum Loads 😬 If at first you don't suceed Skydiving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Deleber you leave your load out of this 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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