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My affair is over


Boonie Hound

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Well, it lasted just over a month. It was passionate...even stormy at times. I actually think I was begining to fall in love with her - she was so quick, cheeky and quirky. She had a completely different look and character to the rest of them out there. She was really supportive when I needed it - making me smile, even at the darkest moments. I even supported her when she had some minor cosmetic surgery.

 

The best bit was Mrs B knew all about it and even gave her approval.

 

But it's been decided...she needs to go back to her first love and that's something I just can't argue with.

 

So the keys (or rather steering wheel) of C7GTD get handed back this weekend. I think I'll always hold a torch and who knows, one day, a similar love may walk back into my life. 😬

 

And a word to my sponsor - you have made my year.. A very big thanks.

 

 

 

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😬 😬 😬

 

Now where can I get a low loader and software to programme a key fob at this time of night 😬

 

How was your trip back? And what do you think to the new lowered flooring?

 

Don't worry - I am extremely grateful for mine and C7GTD's brief fling and good to see you and Angie again....We're on the net researching good coleslaw recipes *wink*

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I think the best way of getting Colesaw is to kiss a girl with one they tend to multiply an you have your own one.

 

A good way of finding her is to stand by the Zorvirax display in Boots.

 

 

 

 

 

Why you have to wear Boots is a mystery though 😬

 

Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE

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wimpering noise is from outside the Dyke House

 

Should that not be simpering, A real man in a Dyke house reminds me of the 2 nuns.

 

1st Nun, we have a case of Syphilis in the nunery Mother Superior.

 

Mother Superior. Thank F**k for that the Claret was running low in the cellar 😬 😬

 

Check under the loo seat for giraffee-free-tea as well

 

Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE

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