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Wile7

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Another rude one..... *eek*

 

A bloke comes home from work and tells his wife "get your coat; me, you and dog are going fishing".

 

"No I'm bloody not" says the wife "I bloody hate fishing - you can go on your own".

 

The husband says "Right - sod you. You can come fishing, give me a BJ or take it up the ass 😳"

 

She settles for a BJ, but stops and says "This tastes of sh1te".

 

"I know" says the husband, "That fecking dog didn't want to go fishing either"..... 😳 *tongue*

 

Mango Orange Supersport 1600- It just looks DENTED! *mad*

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DAVIS!!!!

 

You disgusting boy....

 

You will do a one-hour after-school detention tonight and write 500 lines....

 

"I will not excavate nazal detritus and project it in the general direction of my classmates unless they have beards"

 

Now sit down, shut up and learn, boy *mad*

 

Mango Orange Supersport 1600- It just looks DENTED! *mad*

 

Edited by - Ash Bailey on 2 Jun 2006 12:31:30

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OI BAILEY - HOW DARE YOU *mad* *mad* *mad* *mad*

 

I am not a bit GINGER at all - more like grey.

 

WILE7 - Went to Toulouse on 20th May, asked after you but the Gendarme said you couldn't come out until you started behaving yourself

 

Dry-sumped White Supersprint *smile*

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