Wile7 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Well? Who is it? It's not funny. I'm stuck in here with the Exchange & Mart and some sod has pinched the lot. *mad* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources Updated photos here Edited by - wile7 on 18 May 2006 21:06:30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Dyll-Dough Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 😬 Suffer you all! Eater of Pies, emptier of many barrels, converter of virgins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 Now the light has gone off *mad* "Stop bu&&ering about will you!!" "Ha ha...very funny.........." Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 OMG He's locked himself in a darkened bog with Wile ❗ *eek* 😳 Mango Orange Supersport 1600- It just looks DENTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted May 20, 2006 Area Representative Share Posted May 20, 2006 There is bound to be a dog eared copy of the Mail somewhere:- can't you use that? GJT Celerior quam currus festinans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 21, 2006 Author Share Posted May 21, 2006 "That would be great GJT but its on the other side of the door that someone has just locked from the outside.......Bailey!! You playing silly bu&&ers again? *mad* *mad*" Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 > Mango Orange Supersport 1600- It just looks DENTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted May 21, 2006 Area Representative Share Posted May 21, 2006 Here: It's best use you can make of it. GJT Celerior quam currus festinans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 WOnders why Boonie is on this particular trajectory 😬 Moving to Newark and yes I do know what its an anagram for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 OI, who through that...I was just enjoying.....I mean.....ummm Take end of loo roll - scrumples it into a ball and puts it into loo. rolls outrmost of the paper and cuts it about 5 metres from the end. Flushes loo and watches the toilet eat the long strand of paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 OI, You Pesky herbert I've got to unblock that when I finally return to work NOTCleaning up after pesky shedders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 If the cesspit backs up or overflows ... we'll have to ask those techtalk types to help us !! Then there will be hell to pay *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 23, 2006 Author Share Posted May 23, 2006 You muppets can play silly bu&&ers all you want but that does not help me in here with no light, no toilet roll and I've been locked in for 5 days now *mad* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Once a King, always a King...but once a night is enough Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 We have a loo hostage situation - saddle up everyone, we need the Shed Air Service. Lock and load - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 The squadran of Inflatable Hedgehogs are prepared and at a state of Readiness Moving to Newark and yes I do know what its an anagram for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Emergency spam sandwiches are being prepared.... No tea or fag ration for Scottish folk though! Mango Orange Supersport 1600- It just looks DENTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Right lads lets kick open this door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Once a King, always a King...but once a night is enough Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Maybe if I get naked and smoother myself in lard and washing up liquid I can slip under the gap in the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted May 25, 2006 Area Representative Share Posted May 25, 2006 What a gastly image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 .....I think I can see Wile7.......I'm halfway there.........ah, I seem to be stuck. Have you finished with that sarnie Wile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 "Oi!!! Fook orf Boonie. Thats my lunch!! I am trying to have a Richard the Third here and what I don't need is your lard and fairy liquid body blocking the only ventilation I have in this dark little room....." "Oh, while you're here - kind of - you couldn't reach back to the table and grab the salt Boonie? This cheese and tomato sandwhich needs a bit I think. Theres a good lad" Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Once a King, always a King...but once a night is enough Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 "Right what we need is a plan" said Wol who had just wandered in with Piglet "It would appear that Pooh has got himself all lubbed up and stuck chasing a honey trap" "SO if we tie a rope around him and then attach it to the densest thing we can find we can pull him baskwards" Unfortunatley for our would be heros the densest thing in the shed is Willie. So this plan was scuppered. Then Piglet jumped around with excitement "I think I can hear an SV coming up the road" "An SV "asked Wol quizzically "Yes " said PIglet" "An SV" "And you know what comes in an SV??" Well said owl "They are not all single I suppose" "No NO" said Piglet " Pies , and lots of them" "If Pooh smells the pies and Boonie pushes backwards against him the combined effect will for both of them to come backwards" "Ahh" said Wol "Then they will slip willy out as well" And so to bed 😬 😬 😬 Moving to Newark and yes I do know what its an anagram for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 😬 😬 😬 Hurry, I think I've ruptured something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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